justbadpuns:

So a guy walks into a bakery. He orders some bread, and the baker asks if he’d like paper or plastic. The man replies “baguette however you’d like.”

(Source: justbadpuns)

just-shower-thoughts:

Every relationship you will ever have will either end in a breakup or last until one of you dies.

(Source: mi2kle, via thirdfinger)

paintd-porcelain:

thank god for xanax

(Source: paintdporcelain, via cigarettevomit)

tugbutt:

i’m actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever

(via petitetimidgay)

1millionyengirls:

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

(Source: yoonswife, via petitetimidgay)